Pesky power cords getting in the way?
Tired of holding the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other?
Have we got a solution for you...
But wait, there’s more! When you call in the next 15 minutes for your Electro-buddy 3000TM, we’ll also include a convenient travel-sized option for you to take to the office, to the beach, or even to church.
Introducing… the Electro-buddy 3000TM
The latest innovation in home tidying trends. Our product rests conveniently on your shoulders and is well equipped to handle those pesky cords so you can focus on enjoying the effortless art of vacuuming (practically) cord-free!
Our patent-pending technology essentially takes the “work” out of “housework.” But don’t just take our word for it, listen to what these experts have to say:
“Puts Dyson to shame by taking the cuteness factor to a whole new level…” ~Consumer Remorse Magazine
“We've finally found the answer to the age-old question: what do you buy for the person who has it all?" ~The Home Shoplifting Network
“This is one home cleaning product that does not suck.” ~NASA Household Sanitation Division
But wait, there’s more! When you call in the next 15 minutes for your Electro-buddy 3000TM, we’ll also include a convenient travel-sized option for you to take to the office, to the beach, or even to church. You heard that right, the people who brought you the Electro-buddy 3000TM now present Travel-Buddy 100. Works great for those hard to reach places and it's so small, people will hardly even realize it's there!
Hurry, supplies are limited. Be sure to call today to place your tax-deductible order. Your house will never look the same!
WARNING - Use at own risk:
*Electro-buddy has been known to prolong actual vacuuming time by at least 20 or 30 minutes and when not securely fastened to shoulders it can cause neck and lower back pain.
**Travel-buddy is prone to frequent giggling, spit-up, and burping. We recommend visiting a certified diaper change location every 3 hours or 30 miles, whichever comes sooner.
***Some users report having less mess before getting their vacuum-buddies, use at your own risk.
Hurry, supplies are limited. Be sure to call today to place your tax-deductible order. Your house will never look the same!
WARNING - Use at own risk:
*Electro-buddy has been known to prolong actual vacuuming time by at least 20 or 30 minutes and when not securely fastened to shoulders it can cause neck and lower back pain.
**Travel-buddy is prone to frequent giggling, spit-up, and burping. We recommend visiting a certified diaper change location every 3 hours or 30 miles, whichever comes sooner.
***Some users report having less mess before getting their vacuum-buddies, use at your own risk.
9 comments:
that really made me laugh... hard! that was so funny! thanks for the laughs... and taya, you'd better scrap those photos WITH that journaling... it's perfect! :)
We want two of those. We are placing an order for one of each model with rush delivery to Maui. Special intructions for shipping are, send along swim suit and sunglasses and bring Mom and Dad. All of this is non-negotiable
Love G&C
That's hilarious! I love it!
THAT IS PRECIOUS!!!!! I NEED THE FULL SET . LOVE DAD AND MOM, NANA AND PAPA...
i would make lifetime installments of $19.99 every 30 days for the next 20 years!! that was so funny!
oh ross...we laughed and laughed and when we got to the "little buddy" tears where streaming down our cheeks. that was priceless!
Tremendously clever! And ridiculously cute. Thanks for a smile for the day!
i'm STILL chuckling about this!
where do we place our order???
how hilarious can one post be? LOVE IT!
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